coolest sri award ever

Yesterday marked my department's twentieth annual Sociological Research Institute. The student research was well-presented, Michael Tonry gave a powerful keynote, and the entertainment was a beguiling mix of Andy Kaufman, Max Weber, and Cats. I was also bestowed the spine-crushingly cool award at left, hand-delivered by ol' Goldy. I can't say whether Warren acted alone, so I thank Rob, Mary, and all conspirators for an especially memorable SRI.